...or, as a dear friend aptly referred to them: "The Soggy Days." Whew! Well - two weeks ago at this very moment, I was in the last wonderful stages of labor (truly exhilarating - if that's what you want to call it) and Analiese was 2 hours and 25 minutes away from introducing herself. The time has flown by, of course. But as they say, "You learn something new every day" and that is most definitely the truth with new parenthood.
(this is Analiese being weighed by our Midwife, Justine, the day she was born)Yesterday, Kevin held Analiese while I took a luxurious shower. I had always heard that showers were a precious resource for new mothers but you don't ever realize the true impact of things until you are actually experiencing them. Showers are worth their weight in liquid gold. I got in, closed my eyes and sighed deeply as the warm water ran over me from head to toe. I was fully present in that glorious sensation. I turned around and opened my eyes - to discover I still had my glasses on. Just another 'You are now officially a
(sleep deprived) Mother' milestone for me.
Here are a few things I have learned over this past two weeks:
1. Not that this is a surprise but babies require much more care and attention than dogs. My sweet friend Pat sent me this picture a few weeks back with the caption, "Your First Baby". I remember when I used to stress out about getting home from work in time to let Marshall out. Now I worry that I can't get the baby to the diaper changing arena before the pee or poo comes out...

2. You can walk around with a spit up cloth over your shoulder for 23 hours and 57 minutes of every day and your baby will absolutely not spit up. But there will be the remaining three minutes that you got up to get a drink of water, and that will be the three minutes that your baby spits up all over you. It never fails.
3. If you are not expecting guests, or generous food deliveries, your baby will be like clockwork on a 2 hour nursing/sleep schedule. Her little face will be beatific and she will coo lovingly. But should people want to stop by, or should you have a tutoring client that comes for just one little hour of an afternoon, your baby will then become very uncharacteristically fussy and want to nurse every 15 minutes. She will grimace horribly with a beet red face, as if to say, "How on earth did I arrive on
this mother's breast?" You will find yourself insisting to people how cute she really is and how this is just not normal....

4. It can take you fifteen hours to balance your checkbook. And that is spread out over 3 days. Checkbooks don't stay open while you breastfeed and try to write with one hand. They have a life of their own. The bowl of cereal which once took 20 seconds to pour and adorn with milk, now takes a good 5 minutes to get assembled from start to finish and will not be eaten for about 25 more minutes when the contents are soggy and coagulated into some kind of cold processed porridge.
5. There is absolutely NOTHING that has made me want to be the very best human being I can be than the birth of our daughter. When I hold that precious little bundle of innocence and spirit, I want nothing but to guide her and protect her in the most humble, open-minded, and unconditionally loving way. It is the opportunity of a lifetime, to be sure.
